Mere Dost

 

Mere Dost

 

Jis tarah am ke beghai garmayan adhouri hain use tarah doston ke beghair zindagi adhori hai. Mere bhi kuch yar dost hain jin mein se kuch namuno  ke matalik mein app ko sarsari sa batata chahta hun.

 

Sab se pehel atein hain mere jigre yar B. yeh sahib pata nahin bachpan mein kaya khate rahe hain ya inhe kon khata raha hai liken ab in ka damagh churi kante aur najane kin kin chezun se teez hai.

 

Phir ate hain M in ko pehchanne ka behtareen tareeqa hai ke in ka hath aur mobile kabhi juda nahin hote. In ko pechanna ka asan tareeqa hai ke jo sahib mobile per nazarein jamae darbadar thouakrein kha raha hoga who yehin hain.  Sunne mein aya hai ke Yeh har jaga apne mobile ke sath jate hain. Ab pata nahin hajit kerne bhi yeh us ke sath jatain hain ke nahin research jari hai.

 

 Phir atein hain mere dost HHH in ko dekh ker lagta hai k eke qayamat nazdeek hai aur yahuj majuj ap ke samne ap ko khane ke lie kharain hain. Agar app ko meri bat ka yaqeen nahin to us bechare masuam rekshe wale ke bat ka hi yaqeen ker lein jin se unhon ne ik bar pucha ke station jao ge? To agey se us mausaum ne unhe ik bar dekha phr apne rikshse ko … kuch soch ker kehta jaon ga to zaroor hazoor per do pherun mein..

 

Phir atin hain N in sahiba ko “un” ke khayalon aur hansne ke alawa kuch nahin ata… sara din in ka mobile aur hath bhi juda nahin hota… hazar dant sun ker bhi in ke kanu to kaya balun mein bhi koi jun nahin rengte… dikhne mein bohat hi shareef aur innocent lagti hain leke asal mein qainchi se bhi teez hain… aksar log inhein HC aur F-16 ke khtabat se bulate hian. Mauhtarma ke bolne ke speed to bohat hi aala hai… concord ke speed se match kerte hai…

 

Phir atiein hain mere pyare se dost aju dudh dahi wala… nam se zarur dudh dahi walain lagtein hain… liken is tarah ka koi kam nahin kerte… in ko bhi un ki yad ke alawa sirf game khelna hi ata hai… zehni tawazan halka halka kharab lagta hai… liken kher aj kal ke dur mein kis ka nahin hota?

 

Phir ate hain mere dost Allah Hoo… nam se zarur bohat mazhbi lagtain hain liken mazhab inhe dur dur se bhi cho ker nahin guzra… in ko yeh khatab in ke damaghi halat ko dekh ker dia gaya hai… bachpan mein lagta hia ke kuch ziada bar hi in ke bhai ne in ke sath catchin practice ke thi aur ye yad rakha jae g eke in ke bhai ko catchin itni achi nahin ati…

 

Ab ham ap ka taurauf karate hain Az mein se … dekhne mein aaala darge ke shareef bache lagtain hain per mamla kuch aur hi hai… in ko insan keh ker mein insanyat ke insult nahin kerna chatha werna zarur kerta…

 

Ab attain hain mian Kala… yeh bachpan se hi serious peda hoe lagtain hain.. ager ap in se pehli bar milain ge to yehi samghain g eke is ko mar pet ker idher bhataya gaya ahi… liken jab in ka mun khul jae to bas na he puchye.. in ka ik he janun hai aur who hai duelin duelmasters ke … dunya ke no.1 duelist ke tor per mane ajnte hain… liken inhon ne kabhi gharur nahin kia bas logun ko sms kerke kehte hain ke rankings check karo duelers ke jab yeh no.1 per hote hain.

 

 

Ab milein mian H se… yeh bachpan mein bohat ziada hi jumping beans khathe the is wajha se in ko jumping ke bohat ziada adat hai…is ke alawa in ko larkyon ka chekhe marne ka maqabla kerne ka bhi shok hai… yeh sahib bohat hi dil phenk naujwan hai liken masla sirf yeh hai ke yeh apna dil sirf larkon phi hi aksar phenktain hain.

 

Milyein F se.. yeh bhi khan hain aur kuch ziada hi ghuse ke teez hain… lagta hai bachpan mein ni ke mun ko pehli cheeez jo lagae gai thi who mirch aur haldi ka koi mixture tha. Aur phir in ki urdu ke to kaya hi bat hai… e.g wese tune finalfantasy DEKHA HAI??? In ki attention hasil kerne ka ik hi rasta hai aur us ka nam.. kher nam ko chorein nick fishy hai.

 

Aur ab milye RD se… rd bole to rona dhona ik pure tareqe ki ACOC hain… (angreez chale gai olad chor gae) in mauhtarma ki ahr waqt joti hi khoi rehti hai jab bi koi bat karo to yehi jawab ata hai meri joti kahan hai? Banda beeper hi lagwa leta hai jute ke sath ager itni gumti hai.. in ke batain sun ker yehi lagta hia ke yeh mafia se taulaq rakhtin hain kynke larne jhagarne ke ilawa inhe ik hi kam ata hai aur who hai patla dekhni ke nakam koshshain kerna…

 

S mian ko to ham bhol hi gae kher in se bhi milye yeh who hain jin ko dekh ker romeo ka bhi sar fakhar se baland ho jae… 4 sal se ik hi larki ke pechain hain aur jurat mand to itne hain ke ik bar bhi use kuch kaha hi nahin…

 

Ab aae main U ke bari. Shakal se bohat hi shareef chal se bohat he shareef per mamla ulta he hai. In bhai ke to kaya he bat hai. Itne aala driving kerte hain ke sarak per chalta hua bhangi bhi in se achi driving ker le ga phir upper se un ke shahana sawari ke to kaya hi bat hai. Chalti hai to aesa lagta hai ke app micheal Jackson ke sath dance ker rahain hain. Liken sensitive bohat hai naraz ho jae to bas naraz hi ho jati hai. Marhoom key ad mein mazmun inhe ke shahana sawari ko dekh ker likha gaya tha jis per quaidazam school jaya kerte the. Yeh sahib naslyun ke bhuke hain. Peet ke bhuk mit jati hai per aankhun ke nahin mitt e…

 

Ab milye mano se… nam chahe mano hai liken inhe kute pasand hain… shayad ise lie apne dogi bhai pe line martin hain. In ke pas mind kuch ziada hi lagta hai kynke har cheez ka mind foren kerna janti hain. In ko blackmailin kerne ka bohat shauk hai pata nahin white red ya green mailing kerte hain ke nahin … in ka andaza ise se laga lein ke gana bali se umer mein lag gaya rog inhe ke lie likha gya tha…

 

Ab milye Sonya se nam to in ka kuch aur hai liken apna nam Sonya rakh ke pata nahin apne ap ko kaya tasawar kerti hain… in ke balun ko dekh ke lagta hai k chirya ka ghonsala hai jis mein do color ke tinke jorein hoe hain… apne sath ik umro ayar ke tarah sabeel le ker ghumti hain jis mein pata nahin kaya kaya hota hai… liken jo mango zarur mil jae ga… in ko bhagana ho to jese maein apne bachun ko rat ko kehti hain soja beta werna jin a jae ga use tarah inhe kaho tumhara bhai a jae ga …

 

Aye yeh hain miss T J ya mere bakul zakute ka intro… yeh muhtarma bohat hi parhakun hain bas mein kaya bataun rat ke 5 5 baje tak perhti rehti hain. Perhna 1 baje ke bad start kerti hain who alehda bat hai. In ko lauferia ke beemari hai har waqt in ke bateesi dunya ko jhalak dekhane mein masruf rehti hai. Banda bat kerte hoe yehi sochta hai key eh colgate ka ishtehar chal raha hai. In ka behavior bachun se milta hai zara sa dant do to aese bachun ke tarah runa shro ker detain hain jese bache se us ka lollypop cheen ke us ke samne kha jao. Her kise ko khush kerna inke zindagi ka koi mission lagta hia…

 

Ab hum ap ko milate hain miss H se. naam se bohat hi sweet lagein liken hain yeh sari huin nak chirin. Kehna to nahin chaye tha liken aksar yeh aese hi hoti hain. In ke nak to kaya sir dimagh per har waqt ghusa hi hota hai. In ka ghuse ke pare aur thermometer ke pare ko aag ke upper rakh ker race lagwai jae to in ka para bohat asani se jeet gae ga. Liken dil ki yeh achi hain. Ab yeh maulum kerne ki deer hai ke who dil kis ke pass hai.

 

R.T.C mian ke bari a hi gae… bare he kami banda hai je nahin yeh kami kameen wala kami nahin wait thora sa hoga … kher yeh bhai larkyon ke dewane hain… aur har waqt har kisi se unhe phansane ke tareqe pochte rehte hain… aadat shekihun se bohat ziada milti hain… in mein to sabar kut kut ke bhara hua hai itna zaiad kuta gaya hai ke gas ban ke ur he gaya hai… kher dil ke bohat ache hain liken kaya karein dil hai he nahin in ke pas apna pata nahin kis larki ko dia hua hai aj kal… meri batun ka ghalat matlab na legeye banda bohat neek hai nun hata ke…

 

Arey kashu mian ki bari bhi a hi gayi. In say milye, bachpan se hi besharam. Sharam in se aese sharmati hai jese puranay zumanay ki dulhanay apnay honay walay un ka nam sun ke sharmaya kartin thin. In ko jo marzi keh lo yeh bhai ne kabhi mind nahin kiya.. who ik alehda research ke laiq mazmun hai ke in ke pass aya ke dimagh hai bhi ke nae per jab tak woh research mukamal nae ho jati tab tak ham inhe besharam behiya aur na janay kin kin be say hi yad karain gay. In bhai ko larkiyon say awal darjay ki chir hai. In ko tapanay ka ik hi raz hai ke in ko kisi larki ken am say chero aur phir dekho kamal, bilkul aesay laga ga ke tum nay dasti bomb ke upper goli mar di ho. Bhai larkiyon ki tamam chakrun se dur bhagtay hain ab khuda janay inhun ne shadi larki se karni hai ya phir koi aur tareeqa azmain gay…

 

Mian ds kahan chuptay hain ap ko hum nae bhulay. Mian ds ik nahayat hi shareef aura ala dargay ke psycho insane hain. In ko zindagi mein mirc pe bhetnay phone pe bat kernay aur game khelnay ke alawa to jesay kuch aata hi nahin. Ji han, na yaqin Karin.. per in bhai ko khana khilaya ji hai khilaya jata tha… yeh koi 2 3 saal purani baat hai. In ko goya ke khana khana bhi nae aata tha. Aray hamari baat pe yakin na aye to in se khud puchye ga ke kaya in ke bari behen khud apnay hathun se inhein khana khilati thi ke nahin wajah sirf yeh thi key eh bhai kahatay nae thay… aata hoga to khain ge na:P

 

Mian Salu… Meray doston mein najanay yeh shareef insaan kahan se tapak para aj tak samagh nae aayi. Ab bhi tehkeek kerta hun aur preshan hota hun. In ki majudgi mein kashu jese log bhi tameez se baat kertay hain. In ko jitni izzat di jaye kam hai lehaza mein aksar deta hi nahin. :p per is ka yeh matlab nae kea p meri takleed karein, Salu bhai puri izzat aur pyaar ke hakdaar hain. Lehaza ager ap larkay hain to izzat dein werna pyaar ager ap khan hain to pyaar de dein mujhe koi aetraaz nae lekin yad rakhin in ka bhejha bhi aadha khano jesa hai.

 

Mian mans bohat hi aala banday hotay ager banday hotay.in bhai ko un ki yad ke alawa sirf computer pe zindagi basar kerna ya phone pe rehna hi aata hai. Awal darjay ke aala insan hain shayad ap kahin gay key eh mein itni tareef kyon ker raha hun to mein batata chalun ke mera in ko insane kehnay say murad angrazi wala insane kehnay kit hi bus ik e mein kha gaya.. ik bar pechay par jain to martay dam taka p ke peechay hat mun aur najany kaya kaya dho ke par jain gay. Itna to admi nahatay waqt nae dhota apnay ap ko jitna yeh dho ke partay hain.

 

Anu mian, bohat hi aala darjay kay angrazidan hain. In mein tehriri salihiyeten bohat pai jati hain. Aur itni bland paye ki hain key eh logon ko khud majbur kartay hain ke perho… 😛 yeh wesay jhoot tha yeh sahib bohat baray lekhaik hai aur waqai mein in ki tehreer perh ke maza aata hai aur apko pata chal jata hai ke apki angrezi kitnay paani mein hain. Meri angrazi to in ke samnay kisi gehray samandar mein nazar aata hai. 😛

 

Milye ash say. In sahib ko apany ap ko lonely yani ke akelay kehnay ka bara shouk hai pata nahin in ko dil ko kahan say choot mili jo ab yeh tanha tanha rehtay hain bhala bunda puchay tanha tanha jeena yahin pe yeh bhi koi bat ha?:P per in ke tanha honay say yeh murad nae key eh boltay nae. Aye haye yeh jab bolnay pe aatay hain to bus phir aesay lagta hai ke machine gun chal rahi hai. Bus chabi ghumanay ki deer hai aur thori deer mein ap khud hi bolain gay bhai ghalti ho gayi please mujhay maaf kerdo mein behra ho gaya hun chup ho gao.

 

Arfi mian to hamaray sab ke chahitain hain. Kahin pe shughal lagana ho in ko bula letay hain. Ji nahin is ka yeh matlab nae key eh marasi hain. Shayad hon apany dil mein per is se kaya hota hai. Intahai hi awal darjay ke … chorye kaya tareef karun aienwin mein aj kal ki nae nasal pehlay hi bari kharab hai mein aur kharab nae kerna cha raha. Per kehtay hain samajhdaar ke liye ishara hi kafi hota hai…

Mian lusty ki mein kaya tareef karun. Aj tak yeh suchta hun ke kis tarah karun. Nahin hoti to kaya karun. Lehaza beizati se hi kam chalata hun. In sahib ko downloading ka bohat shoq hai har roz har waqt bus download. Who to bhala karay Khuda wapda walun ka jo in ke computer ko araam delwaanay ke liye kuch der ki liye bijli say ankh macholi khilwa letay hain werna inhun ne to computer tabhi band kerna hota hai jab us mein se beqaida dhuwaan nikalna shro ho jaye. Kher is ke ilawa in ko perhnay ka bhi bohat shoq hai har wat perhtay hain. Computer kea gay bed ke upper pata nae bathroom mein comod ke upper bhi ke nae… Khuda bhala keray inko bhi dueling ke jarasim lagay hue hain liken yeh ab us say bore ho chukay hain liken phir bhi kabhi kabhi in ko dueling ka keera katata hai bilkul is tarah jesay ap ko chumunay. Lekin in say hamain ik asra hai. Mian jab doctor ban jain gay to alaag to ker dein ga na muft. So bhaiya lusty kadam bharao hum ap kay sath hain:P

Kher namune to aur bhi bohat hain. Kagahaz muk jain per namune nahin. Mera har ik dost ajaib ghar mein rakhne ke qabil hai. Mene ik ajaiab ghar walun se bat bhi kit hi liken un ho ne yeh keh ker saf inkar ker dia ke hum namune besahk rakhte hain liken yeh log namune kam aur zehni namounye ka shikar ziada lagtain hain. Kher app ne itna lamba aur ghatya mazmun perha mein ap ki himat ki dad deta hun liken sath sat hap ko salah deta hun k app bohat hi farigh insane hain koi kam dhanda ker lein. Ab app aesa karain ke mujhe ik plate chips bana dein kyunke ap ko koi aur kam dhanda to hai hi nahin. 😛

 

Ager yeh mazmun sahya ho gaya aur mere doston ne perh lia to mein apne wasehat kerna chahta hunk e mere marne ke bad in saro ko leta ker jutyan mar k police station mein qed ker dia jae 😛

 

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11 Responses to “Mere Dost”

  1. hmph! nice will! bt u wont stay alive to write it..so too bad.

  2. albusclosethedoor Says:

    yae we will c 😛 i wrote it an still m alive:P

  3. it was an expression mind u.
    hmph!

  4. albusclosethedoor Says:

    an i have written a letter to da police too tellin em wat to do if anythin happens to me:P

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