Pak Pak Pakistan

Pak pak Pakistan, Saf saf Pakistan, Mera Pakistan. Fikar na kijye yeh safeguard ka ishteyar nahin hai. Balke yeh samagh lejye key eh ik aesa safarnama hai jo ke ik jaga beth ker likha gaya hai. Aj mein ap ko Pakistan ke teen bare shehro ki seer karane le chalta hun. Aye sab se pehle chalet hain mere abai sheher Lahore. Han ji Pakistan ka dil. Kisi ne waqai mein sahi kaha hai Lahore Lahore AEY. Waqai mein Lahore Lahore na hota to najane kaya hota. Yeh Ravi ke kisi kanare per waqya hai. Kyunke ravi ab chalta nahin to baqul Pitras yeh batana ab namumkin hai key eh dain kanare pe hai ke bayein. Lahore ayein to yahan ka tarkhi qila aur menar Pakistan zarur dekhin. Shahi qilein mein ap ko har kune mein ik se bahr ke ik charsi bhetha mile ga. Aur menar Pakistan ke irdgird app ko haft eke sath dinu mein 6 din pani hi pani khara mile ga. Lagta hai hamare hukmiran Statue of liberty se kuch ziada hi impress ho gai hain. Kher Lahore ik khane pene wala sheher hai. Is ka yeh matlab hargiz nahin key eh Hansel and Gratel ki kahani ki tarah yeh shehar bhi sara tofyein se bana hoa hai. Balke is se murad yeh hai k yahan per ap rat ke kisi peher bhi ghar se bahar khana tanawal ker saktain hain. Bas jeb ka sath ho werna lemon max ke ap ko jalwe dekhane per sakte hain. Lahore ki markets rat der gaye tak khuli rehte hai. Ik dafa ik qarebi market ne fesla kiya ke aj ke bad market rat ko jaldi band hung e aur alsubah khol di jain gi. Mene ik dukanda se pucha kea b market kab band hogi to jawab mula g rat ko 3 baje market band ker de jae ge. Mene heart aur kambakhti ke mare pucha to sarkar subha market khule gi kitne baje? Jawab mila ik baje. Kher markets to to yeh markets hain to dosre taraf hamara daralhakumat ki markets hain jo ke khulti bad mein hain aur dukandar band kerne ki tayare pehle kerke bhethe hote hain. Yahan ke restaurants ap ko aksar khali hi milte hain liken yahan ka staff aese busy hota hai jese ke pura ka pura shehar inhe ke yahan khana tanawal kerne aya hoa hai. Mein bhi ik aise hi restaurant mein gaya to adhe ghante tak jab ksis ne mujh ghareeb ko apne tawauge se behramand na kia to mene majburan ik waiter ko hath se pakar ker kaha ke chalo mera order likho kaghaz pencil nikalo to jawab mila ke hazur who hoti to hum adhe ghante tak idher udher bhag thori rahi hote. Aye ab chaltein hain Karachi. Yeh bhi ik nirala shehar hai. Yahan per ap ko curfew, police , ghunde wafer mikdar mein milein ge. Is ke alawa yeh shehar khano mein mirchein tez khane aur tez bolne wale logon ki wajah se bhi kafi mashhur hai. Itni tez bolte hain ke mujh jese calm minded shaks ko 30 mintun ke bad samagh ati hai. Karachi hamare seaport aur sahil bhi hai. Yani ke bandargah. Liken yahan ke Bandar lagta hai kahin bhag gain hai jo key eh jaga ab junkyard ziada lagna shro ho gai hai.

Kher yahan per mein apna safarnama khatam kerta hun. App ko kesa laga mera yeh mulk? Fikar na kejye abhi to aur bhi bohat se shehar rehtain hain. Hamare mulk ke log apne Pakistani hne pe bohat sharam mehsoos kerte hain liken mein fakhar se kehta hunk e mein Pakistani hun. Hum chahe bahar ke chezun ko apne mulk ki bani hoi masnoaat per terjeeh dete hain. Hum chahe boaht chezun mein phechen hon liken rishwat lene dene mein aur corruption kerne mein hum no.1 hain. Hum angrezi tehzeb ko apnate hain to kaya? Hum Indian movies dekhtain hain to kaya? Hhum fakhar se gand machatein hain to kaya? Hum qanun ki khalaf warzi kerna apne ikhlaqi aur mulki farz samghtain hian to kaya? Hamari democracy Made for the people by the people hone ke bajaye made for da government by the government hai to kaya? Hum tehzeeb aur insaniyat ko bhula chuke hain to kaya? Humein apne Pakistani hune pe fakhar hona chaye. Aur zor se kehna chaye ke han mein Pakistani hun.  Pakistan ZINDABAD.

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4 Responses to “Pak Pak Pakistan”

  1. salmanlatif Says:

    Lol man .Dat was like. …..slapping wid a smiling face. 😛
    Dats the funny tragedy of our country !
    Abhi to yeh aik sarsari sa jaiza tha – abhi to kai asrar-e-Pakistan are in store . 😀 . Un par parda hi para rhay to acha hai for they’d make da tale much more “funnier .”

  2. albusclosethedoor Says:

    but also on the other hand more sadder.

  3. hmm this took a while for me to read and understand…

    but all that matters is that it was really good!!!!

    great post

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