Archive for September, 2009

Kwik Quote XII

Posted in Kwik Quotes on September 30, 2009 by Dev!l

“Out of the darkness and into the sun

But i won’t forget the ones that i love

I’ll take a risk, take a chance, make a change

and breakaway.”

Song: Breakaway Written by Avril Lavigne, Matthew Gerrard and Brigid Benante. Sung by Kelly Clarkson.


Nostalgic Quip III

Posted in Nostalgic Quips on September 29, 2009 by Dev!l

Waby: Crab, waqar bhai say kaho na ik match tumhe khelnay day.

Crab: Nae, unhun nay subha say nae kheli unhein khelnay do.

Waby: Nae un say kaho na. Tum a ker khelo meray saath.

Me: *rolling with laughter* Aur phir tum log kehtay ho mera ganda zehen hai.

(NO OFFENSE meant to anyone xD:P And if any of the involved parties mind, I’ll be happy to remove it but I don’t think they would as Crab himself was telling this as a joke to soni. and uh the excerpt of the dialogue was the same as I don’t remember the original dialogue.)

Nostalgic Quip II

Posted in Nostalgic Quips on September 29, 2009 by Dev!l

Me: Crab, what is the most stupidest question you have ever asked?

Crab: Menay, well ami say puchta rehta hun kay mama ap ko ik cockroach milay ap usay marain to us mein say 10 crore nikal aye to ap kaya karain gi?

Me: o.o Aur un ka jawab?

Crab: Meri ami kehti hain mein unhein ginun gi aur us kay baad dobara ginun gi.

Nostalgic Quip I

Posted in Nostalgic Quips on September 29, 2009 by Dev!l

Writer’s Note: In this section, I will share some of the funny incidents of my daily life. They may seem mundane, boring or even stupid but to me those moments made a place in my memory and really made me laugh.

P.S This idea is not totally original. Credit goes to Komal Ali.

Nostalgic Quip I

Me: Crab, tera bhai pagal to nahin?

Crab: Nahin bhai, theek hai.

Me: Phir bhi psychologist ko check kara lo.

Crab: Bukwas nae ker. Mein bhi bachpan mein aesa hi hota tha

Me: I repeat, isay FORAN psychologist ko check karao. šŸ˜›

Dev!l’s Retrospect III

Posted in Dev!l's Retrospect on September 28, 2009 by Dev!l

Question: Why do all girls sound and often act alike when they are angry and or scolding you?

Answer: Uh, it really is strange but I guess all female minds have one common thing, the ability to scold and perhaps they use this ability so often that you get used to it and when you hear a scold you just find it, well “OLD”. No matter, who is the girl which is scolding you. Atleast that is my theory o.o

Kwik Quote XI

Posted in Kwik Quotes on September 14, 2009 by Dev!l

“The reason I talk to myself is because Iā€™m the only one whose answers I accept.”

George Carlin

Dev!l’s Retrospect II

Posted in Dev!l's Retrospect on September 14, 2009 by Dev!l

Question: Why is pizza so damn yummy?

Answer: This is one of the life mysteries I was never able to solve o.O help me pleasee xD