A Rant out of Shear Boredom

Ok, I have spent so much time on ranting about girls and their ways that I actually started to live in a fantasy world where girls were the source of evil and men were innocent. Apparently that fallacy must be shattered for my personal growth. I am not going to sugar coat anything when I say, that more than 80% of the male population of country is sexist and desperate. Yes! We discriminate upon sexes. But unlike many other sexists we don’t give favor to our own gender, NO! We actually give preference to the opposite gender i.e. girls.

“OMG! Look at the gay guy stepping up and dishing it out to all the “dudes” out there. Fine if you want you can dub me as gay but seriously I rather be gay than to be a “dude” (which in my dictionary simply refers to a “sexist pig”) like you. Don’t get me wrong but more than 70% teenagers day starts and ends with the thought of girls. It’s like the centre of the universe has been redefined and frankly to a guy like me it’s frustrating.

If you are a guy and deny the fact that we pay more attention to girls then seriously dude stop lying to yourself and actually put the cell away on which you are conversing with a girl on texts, I am pretty sure you are not going to die if you don’t reply to her for 15 minutes. Seriously, we, boys, behave like a 5 day hungry dog locked in a cage inside a meat wagon!

If you are girl and deny this fact well then honestly, sweety WAKE UP!!! Stop being so blind! Have you not walked down a road and felt the ogles of strangers? Have you not ever have a guy hit on you for no apparent reason at all? Have you not ever gotten something by using your gender? Have you never gotten away with something just because you’re a girl? Please don’t say no. You do it and frankly I can’t blame you one single bit for that. You should take advantage of idiots every time you can. After all there is a sucker born every minute… Too bad that sucker is almost always born in our society.

In our Society, the thing known as “self-respect” is something that is only girls have. Boys are born voided of it and would forever live their life without it. It gives us the right to abuse the shit out of a boy for making a joke while laughing our assess out at it when a girl says it. “OMG check it out what an open minded girl” What the hell? Are you seriously kidding me? Have you ever heard of the concept of “gender equality”?

How many times have you been shoved aside by a guard just so a girl can pass by when that oh so angel of heaven could had easily “glided” by just deviating 2 meters from her path? How many times have you waited in long lines and bled tears of anger as a girl simply flies in breaks the line and gets her work done? I mean let me give an example, I once commented on a friend’s dp just making a normal joke, the friend replied to me stating how I have no respect for any one in the world and how close minded I was. Now, a few days later his girl friend made the same joke and somehow it turned out to be really funny.

And this attitude is not constricted to a certain age! Every dude (well about 80%) on the freaking surface of this country acts that way! From the moronic teachers who would award a girl more marks and ignore her short attendance while you beg him not to drop him from the course due to short attendance. To the “ladies man” who would take crap from a girl but when you tell him the same thing would just abuse the hell out of you. We are sexist despos and there is nothing we do about it.

I mean, more than 90% of the dudes go “OMG a date” whenever they see a girl and a guy of similar ages hanging out! More than half of them are so desperate that they actually sell other guys numbers of girls. And of course who can forget the “brothers” who pop out of no where when their “sister” even sighs in front of a guy. OMG HOW DARE YOU TEASE HER! WE ARE GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! Seriously, get a life you losers! I mean truly I am ashamed to even exist. Of course such hermits do exist who actually do perverted things but seriously, 1/4th of the time the oh so innocent girl is either faking it or involved in the whole thing too. But why should we see that? It is all the guy’s fault lets kick his hynie.

So, the solution to this? Easy… if you aren’t a sexist become one and lets all hail girls! Or if you actually possess some working neurons of your brain lets actually speak up against it. Or just try pointing it out to people close to us? Fine feminine charm is one thing but right now if a girl comes up and says hey, I would be your girlfriend if you help me screw the life of your best friend, many of our “gentlemen” would take that offer without a second thought.

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29 Responses to “A Rant out of Shear Boredom”

  1. Wow !!! It feels good knowing that at least someone in this world has the sanity left in him…. I am impressed by your article … It’s a little rude but its the truth “) Amazing Ink !!!

  2. Lol… ty o.O oh welcome to my blog or something :S

  3. mahlaqa Says:

    oh WHOA… it still feels the same u know.. that THE GIRLS ARE THE AXIS OF ALL EVIL.. specially in the lives of guys 😛

  4. No guys are also the axis off all evil ESP in their own lives xD

    • mahlaqa Says:

      such a hypocritical remark.. with all intended puns 😛

      • Lol =P Ofc, I don’t wanna get beat up by girls… Again xD

      • mahlaqa Says:

        hahahah kkk.. chalo theek hai.. but u know i wd agree with Habi here, girls do not particularly enjoy this state of affairs, sometimes wat others see as privileges is much of harassment..

  5. quite true, I agree with every bit of it. and seriously we as girls don’t enjoy this position. I would rather be viewed as a human being first than a ‘girl’.

  6. @mahlaqa Lol, well those are the “good” girls -.- there are girls who enjoy such kind of “harassment”

  7. yea harassment is another way of seeking attention nowadays:/ as about the bhaiZ and behnZ..why cant we learn to acknowledge the presence og other gender without tagging him/her as bhai, behn, ex-, gf, bf crap??

  8. Lol xD life isn’t fair xD

  9. mahlaqa Says:

    aray asma i thought you were into “life is what we make of it and how we take it” you were to make ur own rules and to make them work for u, not what others decide for u, may it be society or peers or relations.. cz that wd lead to yet again predeterminism of sorts. no??

  10. Uh what she said xd

  11. I like your fantasy 😛

  12. Almost all of these things have had happened to me 😀 Heck i even lost a scholarship due to gender inequality. Lol and sure o.O though that reminds me of terminator xD

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